Tulsa wedding venues get to host the fairy tale endings for many happy couples. But if you are a single lady, how do you catch your perfect match?!! Today’s blog features the wonderful topic of “How to find a Husband.” For all of you single ladies out there, get ready, because these few words will change your life.
As Valentine’s Day approaches, many women are reminded of what they have, or in many cases, what they don’t have. This peachy holiday is also known to many as “GALentine’s Day.” A day for single pringles to pig out on all of the pizza and chocolate out there without feeling even the slightest amount of guilt. Desperation may even cause these ladies to send themselves flowers or candy grams so they don’t stand out against all of the mush and gush of modern day lovers. Don’t feel bad though, we’ve all been there.
But don’t worry. Your single days are over. Get ready for your last single Valentine’s Day because after you follow these steps, ladies, you will surely find your match and be checking out Tulsa wedding venues to book for your big day!
Step 1: Makeup
PILE IT ON LADIES. Go out and splurge on all of the makeup you’ve always wanted to buy and go ham on your face. In fact, don’t stop at your face. Might as well contour everything! Ammiright? Apparently many guys like this painted, plastic look. Why? I don’t know, but we have to give the people what they want.
Step 2: Bootylicious
DON’T LOSE WEIGHT, LOSE WEIGHT, EAT HEALTHY, EAT PIZZA, GO TO THE GYM, LOVE YOUR BODY…
Don’t worry ladies, because we have many options when it comes to the body shape department. Whether you’re a pear, apple, banana, string bean, or hourglass figure, we have options for you. If you are determined to lose weight, go right ahead sister! Props to you for going to the gym. I know I won’t do that. Embrace your curves! I’ve heard from a very reliable source that guys think the more they can grab onto the better. Of course, this is probably a matter of opinion. Lastly, if you are blessed enough to be able to eat whatever you want and never have to worry about putting on a few extra pounds because your metabolism is as fast as the Flash, that’s great too. Social media, magazines, movies, etc. constantly give different messages on “why you should lose weight” or “I like my body the way it is.” So apparently we can pick any of these options and still be rollin’ with the times.
Step 3: Play it Cool
PLAY IT COOL LADIES! We can’t let them know we are on the hunt. That would just make our prey even harder to catch. No matter what you feel, you have to be calm. Going bridezilla before you’ve even been on the second date is NOT a good example of how this should be done. Act like you don’t care, give him the cold shoulder and you will certainly get his attention. Play hard to get. Make him think it’s his idea. Guys like the game, the chase. Play it cool, and he will chase you. Little does he know that you are the one that’s actually doing the hunting.
Follow these simple steps and you will be on your way down that aisle at your perfect Tulsa wedding venues ready to say, “I do!”
(DISCLOSURE: BTW, I am not married, so I don’t actually know if any of this works. And you are not getting any money back because this blog is in NO way guaranteed!)